>A NURSURY RHYME FOR BOYS

>Hush little Baby, don’t you cry,
Mama’s gonna bake you a pumpkin pie.
And if that pumpkin pie’s no good,
Mama’s gonna shack up with Robin Hood.
And if Robin Hood don’t treat her right,
Mama’s gonna set his head alight.
And if his head don’t burn so good,
Mama’s gonna throw on gas and wood.
And if Mama can evade the laws,
She’s gonna buy some robotic claws.
And if a helicopter’s free,
She’s gonna go on a killing spree.
And those who evade her metal hands,
Will get sliced up by sharpened fans.
So hush little Baby, don’t you cry.
Mama’s gonna help you, don’t ask why.

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