Customer: I’ve ordered a book in and I’m here to pick it up.
Me: Okay, here it is.
Customer: Is that what it looks like?
Me: (bumps head against desk)
ENCOUNTERS
Customer: I’ve ordered a book in and I’m here to pick it up.
Me: Okay, here it is.
Customer: Is that what it looks like?
Me: (bumps head against desk)
>HIT THEM ACROSS THE FOREHEAD WITH IT