Customer: I’ve ordered a book in and I’m here to pick it up.
Me: Okay, here it is.
Customer: Is that what it looks like?
Me: (bumps head against desk)
The blog of author Christopher Currie
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- I just wish someone would write a book about Winston Churchill 2 days ago
>HIT THEM ACROSS THE FOREHEAD WITH IT